QUIZ: Which Alpha Would Ruin Your Life (And Would You Let Him)?
- L N Bokete
- Aug 7
- 3 min read
Warning: This quiz contains emotional instability, questionable life choices, and mate-bond-level lust. Proceed only if you're ready to be emotionally dragged.
Answer each question and keep track of your letters. Your fate awaits.
1. Your ideal first date looks like:
A. Something private. Quiet dinner. Deep conversation. Possible trauma dump.
B. Somewhere public, loud, and borderline reckless. Bonus points if we leave early to go make bad decisions.
C. Doesn’t matter—as long as I’m in control of it.
D. Who said anything about dates? Just say you want to see me and I’m there.
2. Your toxic trait in love is:
A. I run the moment it feels safe.
B. I make everything a joke until it’s not funny anymore.
C. I need to know they’d destroy the world for me.
D. I will not admit I'm in love unless cornered. At sword-point. Maybe.
3. Pick your weapon of choice:
A. Strategic silence and haunted eyes.
B. Sarcasm so sharp it counts as a blade.
C. A stare that says "Try me."
D. Emotional whiplash and a loaded memory of your scent.
4. The moment that melts you is:
A. When they break their own rules just to make you feel seen.
B. When the flirting finally turns into “you’re mine” energy.
C. When they admit you terrify them—in a good way.
D. When they cry. Just once. Quietly. Like the world cracked open.
5. You’re most attracted to:
A. Loyalty that burns in silence.
B. Charm that hides a wounded soul.
C. Power that doesn’t ask for permission.
D. Passion so intense it’s borderline unhealthy.
RESULTS
Count how many A’s, B’s, C’s, or D’s you got.
MOSTLY A’s:
You Belong to Dej Desi
You want the slow burn. The emotional fortress. The protector who doesn’t say much, but when he does, the world tilts. Dej will ruin your life by loving you too deeply—and never believing he deserves you.
Would you let him ruin you?
Yes. Quietly. In a way that no one else notices but you feel forever.
MOSTLY B’s:
Six Is Your Chaos Daddy
You crave flirtation, fire, and hidden feelings. Six will ruin your life by pretending he doesn’t care—until the moment he snaps and kisses you like he’s waited lifetimes. Then he’ll make you laugh while planning your emotional demise.
Would you let him ruin you?
Willingly. Gleefully. And you’d beg for an encore.
MOSTLY C’s:
You’re Headed Straight for a Council-Level Threat
You're not here for basic Alpha energy. You want the dark horse. The ancient bloodline. The morally ambiguous power player who’s more mystery than man. They’ll ruin your life by dragging you into something bigger than love—destiny.
Would you let them ruin you?
Absolutely. You’d light the match yourself.
MOSTLY D’s:
Congratulations, You’re Mated to Emotional Pain
You're in love with the emotionally constipated one. Doesn’t matter who—if he’s got layers, a haunted past, and refuses to call you “baby” until book three? He’s yours. He’ll ruin your life by loving you in silence while bleeding for your name.
Would you let him ruin you?
You already did. And you’d do it again.
Drop your results in the comments.
And remember—there are no wrong answers, only Alpha-induced delusions of grandeur.
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